canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via greetings)

kayleefabulous:

MY ANACONDA-

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(via vanish)

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

Anonymous said: i'm no fred flinstone but i can make ur bedrock *wink wink*

cravings:

oooo good one

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via cravings)

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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amadmann:

all was golden in the sky when the day met the night.

amadmann:

all was golden in the sky when the day met the night.

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iwasrepeals:

lawgivers:

repeals:

lawgivers:

Ugh my parents are so annoying, someone save me <3

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Superman to the rescue! 

save me again, i just died at your jaw line omfg x_x

sorry to break it to everyone, but I (superman) am not invincible…. i got terminated and my new blog is iwasrepeals :( 

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